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- i'm @DaveFacts
- David Cameron has seen your browsing history - and won't forget it
- David Cameron can eat After Eights at half past seven. If you attempted this, you would die!
- The Queen has been heard singing, "God save our gracious Dave"
- David Cameron is so cool, he is banned in 7 states in America
- David Cameron is bringing SEXY BACK!!!
- David Cameron does actually know how long a piece of string is
- Bill Gates joined Twitter just so he could read David Cameron's @Davefacts tweets
- Che Guevara wears David Cameron t-shirts
- David Cameron is HD ready!!!
- You can lead a horse to water, but its Dave who makes it drink
- Dave’s milkshake brings all the boys to the YARD!
- David Cameron sets off speed cameras by the sheer awesome power of his thighs when cycling!
- You can see David Cameron from space!
- Big Ben cannot Bong when Maggie Thatcher and David Cameron walk past, as it cannot cope with such AWESOMENESS!
- When Dave strolls, you can hear a faint metallic clicking sound, as he's got balls of steel!
- David Cameron does not read books. He simply stares them down until they tell him the relevant information
- David Cameron taught the Cadburys gorilla how to play the drums!
- Dreams have DAVID CAMERON!!!
- Google asks David Cameron for information it can't find!!
- David Cameron is the Kwlsatz Haderach
- David Cameron is in MIAMI B*TCH
- David Cameron's socks last 59% longer than normal, because gravity has less effect on him!
- Squirrels can scale trees faster than they can run over open ground. David Cameron can scale trees faster than squirrels. You do the maths!